a ride from hell

SAY NO TO BAD BUS ETTIQUETTE!!!

its been like ages since i've blogged and now that i am, i should actually be studying. oh well. but i must i must blog about something that happened today so that years later i can look back , read this entry and remember this eventful day. hahah

it all started when i took the bus home from school.

normally at about 6 plus, it gets really crowded on the bus, but today i managed to get a seat right behind the driver's! i felt so grateful and thanked God cause i was sooo tired. But lo and behold, a few stops after me ( the bus was really crowded by then) this retarded guy came up the bus. he was wearing this huge Einstein specs which magnified his eyes, and was limping on a walking stick. The person beside me gave up her seat for him ( stupid bitch, if i knew what he was going to do, i would have gotton down the bus!!!) . right, here's where it all began

half way through out the journey, i started getting drowsy i was gg to fall asleep. That's when i realised that he was looking at me. ( that;s right, thru his magnified specs). and all of a sudden , he SNEEZED AT ME!!! while looking striaght at me!!! i was like WadddddTF?!!!? i felt as though a disease was spreading all over me..%#&%^ and that was when he SNEEZED AGAIN! right in my face! FUCK! i wanted to cry soooooo bad......................!!!

i have a pet peeve. ok its more of a peeve i avoid like the plague. i hate it when ppl sneeze and dont cover and i totally cannot STAND B.O. Well. he had both. i dunno why but after he sneezed, i smelt this huge stench. Having no plastic bag nearby me, i rummaged my bag for my nearest survival kit- anna sui minature perfume. *note. Everyone should get one of these minatures, saves u from such events. anyway, i literally poured the perfume on my wrists and breathed the perfume during the journey. i wanted to get down the bus so bad u have no idea. unfortunately, we were on the CTE which was jammed all the way to my house. lucky me!

Oh. and as if that was not enough, Mr Good Hygenie here started to dig his nose. and and he has 6 fingers!!!!!!!! i have absoultley nothing against ppl with 6 fingers except that it allowed him to dig out more shit. thats all. PUI**!! he started rolling his shit into a ball with three of his fingers. and he did that all throughout the rest of the journey. By the time i was going to alight, i was so afriad that the ball of shit would be so big that it would block my passage way. totally reminded me of one guy in my sec school who used to roll up his own nose shit and ate it. To top things off, BC was laughing at me the whoole journey ...BEECHEE!!! hahaha

:( i feel dirty. literally. no amount of dettol will help me :(

lesson learnt: next time, at 6 plus, i will just stand. EEK.